Tuesday, September 24, 2013
Tuesday, September 17, 2013
Monday, September 16, 2013
Saturday, May 21, 2011
A police officer pulls over a speeding car. The officer says, ' I clocked you at 80 miles per hour, sir.'
The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.'
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?'
The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.'
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'
The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.'
The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'
The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'
I love this part.. :
'Only when he's been drinking.'
The driver says, 'Gee, officer I had it on cruise control at 60, perhaps your radar gun needs calibrating.'
Not looking up from her knitting the wife says: 'Now don't be silly dear, you know that this car doesn't have cruise control.'
As the officer writes out the ticket, the driver looks over at his wife and growls, 'Can't you please keep your mouth shut for once?'
The wife smiles demurely and says, 'You should be thankful your radar detector went off when it did.'
As the officer makes out the second ticket for the illegal radar detector unit, the man glowers at his wife and says through clenched teeth, 'Damit, woman, can't you keep your mouth shut?'
The officer frowns and says, 'And I notice that you're not wearing your seat belt, sir. That's an automatic $75 fine.'
The driver says, 'Yeah, well, you see officer, I had it on, but took it off when you pulled me over so that I could get my license out of my back pocket.'
The wife says, 'Now, dear, you know very well that you didn't have your seat belt on. You never wear your seat belt when you're driving.'
And as the police officer is writing out the third ticket the driver turns to his wife and barks, 'WHY DON'T YOU PLEASE SHUT UP??'
The officer looks over at the woman and asks, 'Does your husband always talk to you this way, Ma'am?'
I love this part.. :
'Only when he's been drinking.'
If you think the way your husband expects you to do things is bad, look at this! Boy, has life changed a lot since the 1950s. This is a set of rules for "good housewives" from Good Housekeeping magazine from May 13, 1955
1955 Rules For A Good Housewife
1. Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before to have dinner ready on time for your husband's return home from work.
2. Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives.Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair.
3. Be a little gay (happy) and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is too provide it.
4. Clear away the clutter in your home.
5. Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. and then run a dustcloth over the tables.
6. Prepare the children, take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces, comb their hair, if necessary, change their clothes.
7. Greet your husband with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
8. Listen to him. He may have a dozen things to say. Let him talk first---what he has to say is more important than what you have to say.
9. Make the evening his. Never complain if he is late or goes out to eat, even if he's been gone all night.
10. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing, and feminine voice.
11. Don't ask him questions about his actions. Remember, he is the master of the house, and you have no right to question him.
1955 Rules For A Good Housewife
1. Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before to have dinner ready on time for your husband's return home from work.
2. Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives.Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair.
3. Be a little gay (happy) and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is too provide it.
4. Clear away the clutter in your home.
5. Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. and then run a dustcloth over the tables.
6. Prepare the children, take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces, comb their hair, if necessary, change their clothes.
7. Greet your husband with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.
8. Listen to him. He may have a dozen things to say. Let him talk first---what he has to say is more important than what you have to say.
9. Make the evening his. Never complain if he is late or goes out to eat, even if he's been gone all night.
10. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soothing, and feminine voice.
11. Don't ask him questions about his actions. Remember, he is the master of the house, and you have no right to question him.
Sunday, July 18, 2010
Monday, March 1, 2010
stop
So, stop waiting....
--until your car or home is paid off
--until you get a new car or home
--until your kids leave the house
--until you go back to school
--until you finish school
--until you lose 10 lbs.
--until you gain 10 lbs.
--until you get married
--until you get a divorce
--until you have kids
--until you retire
--until summer
--until spring
--until winter
--until fall
--until you die
--until your car or home is paid off
--until you get a new car or home
--until your kids leave the house
--until you go back to school
--until you finish school
--until you lose 10 lbs.
--until you gain 10 lbs.
--until you get married
--until you get a divorce
--until you have kids
--until you retire
--until summer
--until spring
--until winter
--until fall
--until you die
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Friday, January 16, 2009
Obama's thing
WASHINGTON (AFP) — President-elect Barack Obama said Friday he wantedlegislation in Congress to permit federal funding on stem cellresearch and overturn a ban imposed by President George W. Bush.
Obama, who favors medical research on stem cells derived from humanembryos, told CNN he was still exploring an executive order to revokeBush's ban.
"But I like the idea of the American people's representativesexpressing their views on an issue like this," he said, lauding a"bipartisan" consensus in Congress that such research is ethical andpotentially life-saving.
If the research could yield hope for victims of degenerative diseasessuch as Parkinson's and Alzheimer's, "I think that sends a powerfulmessage," he said.
In blocking federal funding for stem cell research, Bush sided withreligious conservatives who argue that research on embryos destroyshuman life, albeit at its earliest stage of development.
Stem cells are primitive cells from early-stage embryos capable ofdeveloping into almost every tissue of the body.
Scientists believe they could prove key in finding a cure for a numberof serious diseases, including also diabetes and cancer.
Obama, who favors medical research on stem cells derived from humanembryos, told CNN he was still exploring an executive order to revokeBush's ban.
"But I like the idea of the American people's representativesexpressing their views on an issue like this," he said, lauding a"bipartisan" consensus in Congress that such research is ethical andpotentially life-saving.
If the research could yield hope for victims of degenerative diseasessuch as Parkinson's and Alzheimer's, "I think that sends a powerfulmessage," he said.
In blocking federal funding for stem cell research, Bush sided withreligious conservatives who argue that research on embryos destroyshuman life, albeit at its earliest stage of development.
Stem cells are primitive cells from early-stage embryos capable ofdeveloping into almost every tissue of the body.
Scientists believe they could prove key in finding a cure for a numberof serious diseases, including also diabetes and cancer.
Monday, January 12, 2009
Friday, January 9, 2009
SC results.
1. I can write better.
2. Go on stairs better.
3. Speech is better.
4. No choking on food.
5. Balance better.
6. Sleep better. Wake faster.
7. See better.
8. Walk or maybe run faster.
9. Take IVs with less pain.
10. Type faster.
11. No eye twitching.
12. Taking less of NACs and Idebenone.
2. Go on stairs better.
3. Speech is better.
4. No choking on food.
5. Balance better.
6. Sleep better. Wake faster.
7. See better.
8. Walk or maybe run faster.
9. Take IVs with less pain.
10. Type faster.
11. No eye twitching.
12. Taking less of NACs and Idebenone.
Brain
I have noticed that brain is very powerful. Meditation and relaxing is also.
It can be used to cure ataxia.
It can be used to cure ataxia.
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Stem Cells
My Mondays and Tuesdays are bad. I feel good after therapy.Injections are painful.
If I have to do it again, I'd wait for it to come here.
Happy that there is a change in the whitehouse.If it was up to me, I'd paint the White house black.
God has plans for all of us. This is like an animation for him.
If I have to do it again, I'd wait for it to come here.
Happy that there is a change in the whitehouse.If it was up to me, I'd paint the White house black.
God has plans for all of us. This is like an animation for him.
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